Apparently there is an Eggo Waffle Shortage. Kellogg's claims "flood damage" is responsible but I think theres something more sinister afoot.
My challenge to you: What is really responsible for the missing Eggo waffles?
Did they finally lose a Leggo My Eggo tug-of-war with the tyrannical 5-star General Mills? Did Cthulu develop a taste for syrup?