"I've seen the cover for the second book, and lemme tell you, it's totally going to fail for you too."
FTW! or is it FTL? We've got the Improbable TopTM, the Tramp StampTM Wrap-Around Edition, and the Deadly ObjectTM. Plus Leather! Who doesn't wear leather? In New Orleans?
I must say though, knowing that I'm going to read this book regardless of the cover makes the Epic TropeFail of this cover almost entertaining. It's laughably bad. The sad thing is that it's actually not that bad for a Urban Fantasy cover.
I expect the story will more than make up for the travestacular cover, just like Hanover's 1st offering, Unclean Spirits, did.